Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
I’m feelin’ green.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Irish I had better jokes.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Dublin over in laughter.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Do you be-leaf in magic?