St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I love when you coddle me.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Dublin over in laughter.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
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