I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
You’re my lucky charm.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Dublin over in laughter.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I love when you coddle me.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
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