Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
You’re my lucky charm.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m feelin’ green.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
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