In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Irish I had better jokes.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I’m feelin’ green.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Dublin over in laughter.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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