I’m feelin’ green.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
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