Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m feelin’ green.
Dublin over in laughter.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish I had better jokes.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.