Ireland is pitcher perfect.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I love when you coddle me.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m feelin’ green.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
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