Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow dog."
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
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