No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow dog."
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