What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
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