Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
My Haloween costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I’m just having a bad scare day.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
My new Halloween cookies are bringing everyone back for more!
I call them boo merginues.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
The best part of astrology is reading your daily horror-scope.
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
Because he was stuffed!
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.