What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
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