A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.