Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Octopus ocular optics.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
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