One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Pirates Private Property.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Octopus ocular optics.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
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