Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Green glass globes glow greenly.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Rudder valve reversals
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
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