How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Thin grippy thick slippery.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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