Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
I eat eel while you peel eel
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.