We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?
They're on air now
What do real estate agents have to be thankful for this year?
Lots.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
I beacha miss summer already!
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Which noble man loves sitting at a round table?
Sir Cumference
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Have you noticed that most wolf parties begin at around midnight? Well, it is not by coincidence, it is so that they can have a howling good time.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
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