This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Treat yo shelves.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Leave poetry to the prose.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Where my prose at?
Reading is a novel idea.
My weekend is fully booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Books are my kind of texts.
Feeling my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Stay true to your shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I read dead people.
Readers do it by the book.
Better read than dead.
Talk literary to me.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.