Feeling my shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Bookworms take shelfies.
I have no shelf control.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Reading is a novel idea.
Where my prose at?
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Talk literary to me.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Stay true to your shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Better read than dead.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Readers do it by the book.
My weekend is fully booked.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I read dead people.