Leave poetry to the prose.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I have no shelf control.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Stay true to your shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
Talk literary to me.
Books are my kind of texts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Better read than dead.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Treat yo shelves.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
My weekend is fully booked.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
Feeling my shelf.
I read dead people.
Where my prose at?
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
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