Take a page from the book and leaf.
Feeling my shelf.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Readers do it by the book.
My weekend is fully booked.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I read dead people.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Treat yo shelves.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Where my prose at?
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Books are my kind of texts.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Reading is a novel idea.
Talk literary to me.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
I have no shelf control.
Better read than dead.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Stay true to your shelf.