The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Better read than dead.
I read dead people.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Treat yo shelves.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
My weekend is fully booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Talk literary to me.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Where my prose at?
Reading is a novel idea.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I have no shelf control.
Books are my kind of texts.
Feeling my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Readers do it by the book.