Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
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