What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
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