On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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