Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.