What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory