What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.