If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Biology - It grows on you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".