What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!