Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Do you comma here often?
Broken pencils are pointless.
Practice safe text: use commas.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Writers have great climaxes.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Metaphors be with you.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.