What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
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