A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
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