My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
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