What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
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