In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
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