Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
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