We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker