In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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