Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
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