A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
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