I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you