Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
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