I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
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