One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
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