Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
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