I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.
He thought it was a fine joke.
Stop looking for the perfect match..
Use a lighter!
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
I told my husband I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.