I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.