Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
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