I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
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