What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Q: Why was Cleopatra worried about getting home from school?
A: She didn't want her mummy to see her report card.
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your spouse’s cheek?
A golden opportunity.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
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