"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
The surgeon was fired later that day.
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked when the doctors told me I broke all my fingers.
It was hard to grasp.
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
The doctor told me I shouldn’t eat alphabet soup.
I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.
What do you call a doctor who became a delivery driver?
MedEx
There’s a new drama featuring herbivore doctors.
It’s called Graze Anatomy.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic.
She got a divorce the next day.
Once there was a doctor who got shot. He adamantly wanted to perform surgery on himself, despite all of the other surgeons saying that he shouldn't.
But he was so insistent that they finally said "Fine, suture self."
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?
Doctor: Darn, it’s worse than I thought.
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It was having window panes.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Guy: "Whats the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: OMG, and the good news?
Doc: You now have a tic tac toe.
Doctor, I keep peeing my pants! What can I do?
Urologist: “It’s mind over matter, urine control.”
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
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