The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
The surgeon was fired later that day.
Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.
Nurse: which doctor?
Me: No, just the regular one
Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
Her name is Carly and she's a doctor
maybe I should C A Rly good doctor.
Patient: ‘Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.’
Doctor: ‘Sit down and don’t stir.’
What do you call Vietnamese animal doctors?
Vietnam Vets.
What kind of doctor is always available?
An on-call-ogist.
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
Who is the second coolest man in hospital?
The hip replacement guy!
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
What is a doctor's favorite element?
Healium.
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
My doctor didn’t show up to the appointment about my hairline.
He said it got pushed back
The doctor told me I shouldn’t eat alphabet soup.
I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.
Doctor 1: what’s his body temperature?
Doctor 2: it’s 90 degrees.
Doctor 1: What?! That’s can’t be right!
Doctor 2: No, it is.
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
Me: Na.
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"
How long have you been feeling like this?
"Since I was Lidl."
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