Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
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