Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
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