What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
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What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
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