What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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