On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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