Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
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I noah guy.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
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