How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
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