How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
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