Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
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