What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.