Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
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