Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.