I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
I put a blanket on a small pepper
He said he felt a little chili
I was going to buy a new pillow....
but I decided I better sleep on it first
What did the Papa Blanket say to the Mama Blanket when the Baby Blanket was crying?
Comforter.
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
How do you get more bounce in a water bed?
Put some spring water in it
Why did the bicycle go to bed early?
Because it was two-tyred
I feel a bit bad for making blanket statements.....
They're my quilty pleasure
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
Nothing really mattress.
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
Why does a lawyer tuck a suitcase into bed?
To rest his case
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the heck is my roof ?
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?
I'm down
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
It's on sleep mode.
I started sleeping on the left side of the bed
It just doesn't feel right.
Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered
I accidentally kicked my bed post when I got up this morning, almost couldn't move!
Luckilly, I called a toe truck.
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?
They're really making headlines.
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
Hymn and Hers.
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet
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