If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!