There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard and taking poops on my flower bed.
His dog is not as bad.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.
My chickens escaped and over my yard...
I wasn't expecting the coop d'etat.