My chickens escaped and over my yard...
I wasn't expecting the coop d'etat.
Is it possible to scare a sasquatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
Only if you eggs-terminate him.
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
I really wish my five-year-old son would make up his mind! First, he said he wanted a treehouse in the backyard, but now, he says he doesn't need it…
Took me twenty years to grow that thing!
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.