Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch.
"What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise," says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I'm stumped!
You’ve been working too yard.
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our backyard.
She's a keeper.
I told my brother not to stand too close to the trees in our backyard.
I don't know why, but they seem shady.
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