What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line