Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.