On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.