Bookworms take shelfies.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Readers do it by the book.
Books are my kind of texts.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I have no shelf control.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I read dead people.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Feeling my shelf.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Better read than dead.
My weekend is fully booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Talk literary to me.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Stay true to your shelf.
Where my prose at?
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.