I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
My weekend is fully booked.
Readers do it by the book.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Where my prose at?
Leave poetry to the prose.
Treat yo shelves.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Reading is a novel idea.
I have no shelf control.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Books are my kind of texts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Talk literary to me.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Better read than dead.
I read dead people.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I like big books and I cannot lie.