Stay true to your shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Better read than dead.
I read dead people.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Feeling my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
Where my prose at?
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
My weekend is fully booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Books are my kind of texts.
Treat yo shelves.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Readers do it by the book.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.