My weekend is fully booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Leave poetry to the prose.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Stay true to your shelf.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Better read than dead.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Talk literary to me.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Where my prose at?
I have no shelf control.
Readers do it by the book.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Feeling my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Books are my kind of texts.