This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
I have no shelf control.
Feeling my shelf.
Better read than dead.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Treat yo shelves.
Readers do it by the book.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
My weekend is fully booked.
Where my prose at?
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Books are my kind of texts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
I read dead people.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Talk literary to me.
Reading is a novel idea.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.