Bookworms take shelfies.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Reading is a novel idea.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Better read than dead.
Feeling my shelf.
Leave poetry to the prose.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Talk literary to me.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Treat yo shelves.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Where my prose at?
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I read dead people.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
My weekend is fully booked.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it by the book.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
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