I have no shelf control.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Talk literary to me.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Stay true to your shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Books are my kind of texts.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
My weekend is fully booked.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Better read than dead.
Where my prose at?
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Feeling my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.