Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
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