I’m rooting for you!
Let me plant one on ya!
I started an insurance company for flower and gardening businesses...
It's called "oopsie daisies."
Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
Did you hear about the squirrel diet? It’s nuts!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Ow did the millionaire gardener get rich so quickly?
He was running a huge pansy scheme.
Who needs friends when you’ve got anemones?
Why did the gardener need a cork?
Because his garden sprung a leek!
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
I’ve always been afraid of gardening.
But then I decided to grow a pear.
You’re unbeleafable.
Let’s take a leaf of faith.
I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs.
Eat, drink and be rosemary.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
All things must grass.
I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
Why is The Hulk such a good gardener? Because he’s got green fingers.
It’s party thyme.
That’s a bit mulch.
A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
What rock would you find inside a garden shed?
Shedimentary.
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.
One bonsai tree grower was so successful he moved into a miniature house.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in down-to-earth novels and movies?
Because they're plot devices.
Your good weed for the day.
What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!
How do you know if you're a bad gardener?
All the rocks in your garden went belly up!
What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?
Take away his shovel!
Herb your enthusiasm.