Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in down-to-earth novels and movies?
Because they're plot devices.
Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.
What’s the name of the gardener’s favorite show? Lawn and order.