Trowel and error.
Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
He had a long honeydew list.
If you’re looking for a job, get trained in horticulture. It’s a growing industry.
One more thyme.
You’re unbeleafable.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny!
How do you know if you're a bad gardener?
All the rocks in your garden went belly up!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
All things must grass.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose!
She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
Your good seed for the day.
Seed between the lines.
New Year's resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia...
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.
I beg your garden?
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
Long thyme no see.
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in down-to-earth novels and movies?
Because they're plot devices.
Ants in your plants.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
Did you hear the gardener's joke about the old oak tree?
It's acorny one!
We’re mint to be.
Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns.
Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.
What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
A Snapdragon.
What rock would you find inside a garden shed?
Shedimentary.
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.