I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
A Snapdragon.
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns.
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.