Garden Puns

Be warned - some of these garden puns can be rather corny!

Garden Puns

When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
I hired a landscape gardener today.
He couldn’t help me — my garden is a portrait.
Let me plant one on ya!
New Year's resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia...
Seed between the lines.