What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Why was the gardener so embarrassed? He wet his plants!
Ow did the millionaire gardener get rich so quickly?
He was running a huge pansy scheme.
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it because the celery was too low.