Garden Puns

Be warned - some of these garden puns can be rather corny!

Garden Puns

I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
I had a job drilling holes for water. It was well boring.
We’re mint to be.
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.