Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Octopus ocular optics.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Rudder valve reversals
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Shave a single shingle thin.