I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Shave a single shingle thin.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.