One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
He threw three free throws.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
I eat eel while you peel eel
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.