Funny Tongue Twisters

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Funny Tongue Twisters

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Eddie edited it.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.