Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Rudder valve reversals
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
Fresh French fried fly fritters
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Octopus ocular optics.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Pirates Private Property.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.