Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Pirates Private Property.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Shave a single shingle thin.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
He threw three free throws.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.