Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
The boot black brought the black boot back.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Rudder valve reversals
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.