What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Rudder valve reversals
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
I eat eel while you peel eel
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.