Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
He threw three free throws.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.