Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
He threw three free throws.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.