It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.