Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.

Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.