Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.