A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Octopus ocular optics.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Shave a single shingle thin.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
He threw three free throws.
He threw three free throws.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
She sells seashells by the seashore.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.