Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
She sells seashells by the seashore.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Rudder valve reversals
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
He threw three free throws.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Octopus ocular optics.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk