Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
He threw three free throws.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.