I dig you a hole lot.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I'd had enough.
"Why don't you pickle someone your own size?" I shouted.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
You're acute Valentine.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
Why are eyes always the last organ harvested?
because they dilate.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
Enough of the Corona virus jokes
We're all getting sick of them!
What's the problem with Father's day?
It always falls on Son-day
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What makes your mouth sad?
A tongue depressor.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
Dad: "Knock, knock!" Kid: "Who's there?"
Dad: Spell!
Kid: Spell who?
Dad: W... H... O...
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
Your spine.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!