Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call the gladiator who only tackles other gladiators?
Wrestle Crow.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf ?
Unawarewolf.
A couple was in the forest painting on fallen trees.
They were following their counsellor’s orders to have a meaningful dye-a-log.
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.
“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
Have I given you the tour of my estate yet?
It is a Vauxhall.
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
How do you spell banana? E, V, I, L. Do banana's drink coke or pepsi? Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
I put my root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
My mom's sister once mistook Ritalin for aspirin...
It really upped the aunty!
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
They aren’t gnome for their humor.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!