Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?
He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What kind of day ends with no toilet paper?
A bidet.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!